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The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass
“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”
Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."
- My husband and I
"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."
-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
Acting confident and know that your up, act with swag and coolness.
Hey guys, I'm pushing cheese today and y'all not
When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.
Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi
Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry
Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*
Dabi: well it does taste really good though
Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*
(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)