Rural Dictionary

black racist card

the card non blacks play to defend themselves from blacks insulting them back from insulting them first, or the card non blacks play if an african american gets revenge from a racist conflict/altercation provoked by a member of another group in order defend themselves and blame the african american, or to put themselves as the victims of blacks and at the same time practicing racism against blacks themselves to get and outrage

you used the black racist card when you got elvin fired, you called him a nigger first

how come you played the black racist card when theo offended you, but you called him a lazy criminal

by wHaTzYoNaMe April 24, 2017

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Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 21, 2009

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Drop The Black Kids Off At The Pool

the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds

(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)

by Jew Bagel November 25, 2006

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