Random
Source Code
Random
Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?
Zombie kid: I like turtles!
Lady: Alright you're great.
someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and, gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.
guy 1 : oh, look at that gifted kid. he's so smart
guy 2 : he's not really smart. he's just good at studying the last moment
*20 years later*
guy 1 : why is the gifted kid smoking weed?
guy 2 : he couldn't keep up unlike us who actually studied.
A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool
A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.
(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)
Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID
P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…
P1: EWW- WTF
literally the best artist out rn and u needa fw him and look him up on all platforms and listen to his new EP 'NONCHALANT' or u will have bad luck for the next five years