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The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.
“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!
“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.
“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”
When someone gets anal fucked by a big, usually black, dick without lube and the anal sphincter is so inflamed it looks like a red "o". May also include rectal bleeding from the act. Red October refers to the big dick being like a submarine, the red swelling effect it has on the anus, and also the act of getting dry fucked anally with a huge dick.
Adj. Refers to red swollen anus from hard anal sex. "He assfucked that little bitch hard with no lube and gave her a Red October."
Adv. "He Red Octobered that bitch."
Refers to the act of hard anal sex
N. Refers to a large penis. He stuck his Red October up in that ass.
N. Refers to swollen anus from rough anal sex. "Did you see her asshole? It was a Red October."
N. Refers to anal bleeding from rough sex "I heard she had a Red October in her panties after that assfucking."
Red octobers is a pair of Nike air yeezy 2's
First released on the 4th of september 2014 and have never restocked. That makes them a very rare pair. Prices can go up to 10k.
A lot of rappers flex with these shoes as they are expensive and rare.
Man1: Aye, I got a deadstock pair of red octobers from flightclub
Man2: Damn bro, they must have cost you 10 grand!
When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.
“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”
Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
Hey, look at that. They're wrong.
Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."