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why cant black people swim

Idfk but probably because 64% of black children dont know how to swim i think they just dont like swiming

why cant black people swim ?
they just dont like to

by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl

Sadly we all have had one in our school. The wannabe Black chavy white girl or TWBCWG for short are easy to spot. They change their voices to try and sound black and try and act sassy thinking it makes her black.

These girls often have names on instagram or snapchat like β€œmosthated_kxox, yurfave.x” trying to conceal who they are.

TWBCWG always styles her hair in ways her hair is actually not meant for such as High buns with edges and low slick ponytails with edges and backbrushing her hair to make it look thick.

TWBCWG spends most of her money on McDonald’s , fake nails or getting her acrylics done and eyelashes. False lashes are very important to TWBCWG along with a orange fake tan as if nobody can see it. Slug eyebrows are another key feature of this girl along with a lot of piercings. You are lucky to see TWBCWG without makeup as they look rough without it..... yet they think they’re special.

It’s sad as nobody tells them how silly they look trying to change who they are for social media, thinking it’s cool. Be yourself guys πŸ˜”.....

β€œ she’s defo one of dem The wannabe black chavy white girl bruv. Lookkkkk at the edges and tan 😭.Smh 🀦🏽 ♂️”

- TWBCWG

by thehardtruth. July 29, 2019

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


black racist card

the card non blacks play to defend themselves from blacks insulting them back from insulting them first, or the card non blacks play if an african american gets revenge from a racist conflict/altercation provoked by a member of another group in order defend themselves and blame the african american, or to put themselves as the victims of blacks and at the same time practicing racism against blacks themselves to get and outrage

you used the black racist card when you got elvin fired, you called him a nigger first

how come you played the black racist card when theo offended you, but you called him a lazy criminal

by wHaTzYoNaMe April 24, 2017

3πŸ‘ 171πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 21, 2009

44πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Black out with your sack out

verb- the act of blacking out with ones sack out.

Yo brew lets get some brews and black out with your sack out!

by SAE-It November 16, 2009

14πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Drop The Black Kids Off At The Pool

the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds

(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)

by Jew Bagel November 25, 2006

26πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Call of Duty: Black Ops 4

Our Lord and Savior

I just bought Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, and it prevented me from committing suicide.

by Mr. Meeseeks October 12, 2018

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