Hipster Head Bob

The bobbing of the head that crowds do at a show when they don't know what else to do with themselves; approval of the show, or complete confusion and puzzlement of how their bodies should move, react, and connect.

OMG! I wanted to dance so bad, but with all the Hipster Head Bobbing people, I couldn't, I might just overwhelm them with my slight variety of moves that involve other parts of my body but my head!

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Red Headed Stepchild

The phrase was first coined by James Joyce in his smash-hit musical, Annie, in which he geniously depicts the stereotypical Irish-male's concern for slamming whiskey and disrespecting women, especially the ones from the loins of his sinner wife. (See child support.) Several years later, Joyce also uses this phrase in a letter to his actual wife to describe his penis.

1) Beat that thing like a red headed stepchild.

2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.

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me head no good

Im havin a bad day

Head no good mon waz out all night drinkin innit

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gay heads or tails

Gay heads or tails; When two gay guys are about to have sex, one says his choice of heads or tails. Heads refers to putting the dick in the other guys ass, also known as tails.

Gay heads or tails; When two gay guys are about to have sex, one says his choice of heads or tails. Heads refers to putting the dick in the other guys ass, also known as tails.

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smh my head

Created by the meme god Danny Gallagher smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

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Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

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Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat

(Eli takes off hat) HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD FLAT HEAD

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