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When you go to the store and get cheese.
"Oh man lets go to the store, mom. Gotta get that cheese!"
A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
The hot, smelly flatulence one gets after eating copious amounts of delicious cheese.
After eating an entire brick of sharp cheddar, April cleared the room with the pungent odor of cheese gas.
When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.
1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.
When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.
1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.
The more they age the stinkier they get.
That is one hella stinky bogan cheese.
when you find something so divine, outspoken, one in a million, etc. You must say this is a very much guda cheese moment period. Society says you need to be perfect in a delinquency but that’s actually proven false. Love what you want to love and be become what you are meant to become. Keep on rocking in the free world.
Jackson Micheal 111: O M G this pasta is lit rally insane. This is guda cheese.
Claire: omg bea asf I love you so much bestie thank you !!! Best complaint I’ve ever received in my life. <3