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living off teh rez

To be dry of Cannabis and scraping the pipe.

sad-face, been dry since Turds-day, living off teh rez atm.

by AvailableAlias July 11, 2017


fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017


No skin off my cock

Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.

A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.

by LordCoitus September 2, 2015


I’m off to see the Wizard

An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”

Well, I’m off to see the Wizard, goodnight.

by AtomicCyclone July 20, 2022


ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje August 15, 2008


big fuck off jeep

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

by Surelook February 12, 2023


Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022