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fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 08, 2017


Ferrous Oxide's Day Off

A tongue-in-cheek name for rust removal duty (ferrous oxide being the precursor to rust on steel objects), especially on Navy ships, playing on the vivid contrast between the tedious and highly unpleasant nature of the duty, involving the use of wire brushes and toxic chemicals often under a blazing sun, compared to the delightful, carefree leisure tableau depicted by the three teen protagonists of the 1986 Matthew Broderick film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

Chief Petty Officer: It's your lucky day, sailor -- two weeks of Ferrous Oxide's Day Off starting at eight bells.

Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.

Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.

by FitofPeak2 September 28, 2023


gets his socks off

To enjoy, to find joy in.

I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.

by unv January 27, 2014


peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017


imma blow u off

Means to stop talking and cutting off stupid people who do dumb shit

Imma blow u off completely

by Tt savage May 30, 2017


San Marino Kick Off

A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.

"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."

by Nxah June 02, 2023


jhitalatoogan off da noogan

a saying used to point out a person who is insane or crazy

jhitalatoogan off da noogan
jhit tripping
jhit out their mind

by PlasmaFlaming October 04, 2023