Do you listen to Shabnam

One word: bisexual.

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!

Doing a Bracher

To bet on a team you have no fucking clue about, inevitably losing all your money.

Doing a Bracher is Betting on the second half result of Vietnamese teams Binh Duon and Quang Nam.

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

doing a davis

Giving over-the-top and exagerrated commentary to real-life situations, in the same way a tv producer on a badly-rating morning show would do.

Man, that guy is doing a Davis...

Yea, - that guy is totally doing a Davis, big-time!

things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

Did you do the shoe?

A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.

Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night