blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

monkey grapplers

feet that can do the work of hands.

She dropped her pen while her hands were full. I was going to pick it up for her but she picked it up with her monkey grapplers.

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?