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When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
A 'Peter Do Toptri' is a dwarf.
"Hey, guys! Can you see the Peter Do Toptri on the Soundvenue pictures?"
"No, of course not! He's only 177 cm tall, after all."
doing his Nelson Eddy
My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath
a stupid saying myself and my mates have started saying when we want another team member to hurry up!
yo stef, we gotta go, lets do it stewart!
Turning up after 10AM to work.
Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.
Also called 'giving (it, them, someone) the v's.'
This is sticking up at someone or something as a gesture of defiance the index and middle finger, separated to form a 'v' shape, with the thumb and other two fingers folded in towards the body. It is usually executed with an upward thrusting movement or flick of the whole hand. Making the gesture with both hands at the same time adds emphasis and expresses stronger emotional vehemence.
It derives from the medieval wars between the English and the French. English archers were renowned for their use of the powerful and deadly longbow. If they were captured by the French their captors would cut off their index and middle finger before allowing them to be ransomed so that they would never again be able to draw the longbow against them. Hence displaying these two fingers signifies defiance as it means something like "I don't have to fear you because I have the capacity to use the longbow, therefore I can get you." Today, however, this origin is largely forgotten and it is more generally seen just as vulgar and insulting.
The yobs amused themselves by doing the v's at passing cars.
The boy was excluded from school for giving his class teacher the v's.
The row ended with Alan driving off angrily, leaving Caitlin to make her own way home. As a parting shot she did the v's at his retreating car.