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pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020


Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016


pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.

I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.

by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020


Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing May 1, 2023


Banban Penis

A very rare 'filler' sentence, mostly used for expressing an expression to a certain feeling, object, etc. (ex. banger, mood, etc...)
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'

Jay: "What's the best song you've ever listened to?"
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."

by Paleo1523 October 11, 2023


Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker

Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-

by P0pcord February 22, 2021


Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!

by LingDanc803 July 16, 2023