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The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.
Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary
Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma
Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.
Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser
A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.
That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.
You try to type “urband” so it automatically goes to “urbandictionary.com” but you type “e” and not “d” so it instead takes you to the definition of urbane.
*types urbane and not urband*
“Ugh, if google autocorrects yoiwiwiruwbw to youtube then why can’t it autocorrect urbane to urband”
“Because it’s a dictionary wo-”
“Shut up”
The hottest urban dictionary there is
This dictionary pulls many bitches. very urban rizzonary of you
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wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary