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I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.

by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022


cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.

My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna

by Gravychips December 17, 2015


Cheese Ache

Abdominal pain from eating too much cheese, more prevalent in lactose intolerant individuals

I'm getting cheese aches after eating too many appetizers, I'm going to destroy Johns bathroom

by Willowwater January 5, 2022


cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess

i eat cheese and beans for a living

by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020


Cheese Poo

A poo with liquid cheese in it

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!

by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022


weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 25, 2017


cheese guy

a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.

guy 1: Ay bato who is that

Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy

Cheese guy: Oooooooooh

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by shpeve August 30, 2023