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Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat
The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions
Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
a very annoying child in a public place
look at that feisty cum demon it's running around being loud
dropkick it now
When one has dried semen in their ear canal.
Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.
a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!
it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants
or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now
Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR
person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA
person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
When you ejaculate and put your dick pack into your pants. As the remaining cum leaks out and dries you have to rip it free from your underwear.
Didn't wipe well after sex. Had a real cum ripper when I changed my boxers.
Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.
1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.