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When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.
John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum
why would you eat that. a burger of cum. ew.
Person 1: man i love cum burgers
Person 2: kys
When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole
“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”
A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.