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Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.
"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"
When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips
I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night
When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously
Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap
When you put your finger up your dad's ass and he puts his up yours and you switch and suck it
Yeah I'm excited for the new nintendo finger switch
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music
Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!
Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!
The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”