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The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"
a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th
When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out
Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.
When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.
1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.
2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!
When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?
Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper
A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.
Where did Lily go?
Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...
(Noun)The reverse of a the shocker. Leaves the prolapse red and inflammatory, resembling the stinging organ of the North American Red Wasp.
Josh: Did you hear about the new product at the Vegas brothel called The Red Hot Stinger? I have heard it's the best $50 you can spend!