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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 5, 2024


monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 13, 2023


Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! April 27, 2018


Monkey Basin

Look It Up.

"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"

by Braydle Faced Assassin April 23, 2022


Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021


Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.

Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.

by 775notown March 19, 2023


Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022