The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall
Eww..look at those scene kids.
Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.
Sub group of individuals usually in their teens who listen to rock, indie and electro music. They like to dress very flamboyantly using many bright colours in the clothes and accessories they wear. They will often have facial piercings such as the eyebrow or lip piercing. Can be viewed by others as pretentious, loud and as conformists (even though that is what they say they are against)
They are a bunch of Scene Kids
A scene kid is basically an emo kid without all the crying. Hairstyles: are usually black, sometime with blond and bright colors. Usually straightened and really BIG.Hairspray is a must. Short, choppy layors work for the girls, also side bangs. Baretts(might i suggest Hello Kitty?) and BOWS.Guys usually just straighten and everything is swept to the side. Apperance: Girls like to wear alot of eyeliner. Bright make-up. A scene girl usually wears skinny jeans or skirts. Tight t-shirts. Same with guys, but skinny jeans and a tight t-shirt. Sometimes a hat. Shoes: For girls, flats. Guys nike, converse, and vans. Same for girls. Music: A scene kid might listen to techno and house. Another might listen to hardcore techno, or just techno. Really whatever they're into. Lingo: They use really "hip" old-skool words as in rad. 80's lingo fer sure. When they're not being a scene kid: obsessing over they're apperance, perfecting their hair every moment, denying that they are so-called "scene kids", and taking pointless myspace pictures.Their myspace names usually begin with an adjective of the first letter in their name, in the back or front. i.e. Vicious Victoria, Rad Raechel, Danielle Dieing. How they act : A scene kid knows that they are scene but they will never say they are and will always deny. They act like 4 year olds and their God is basically Hello Kitty. They also love dinosaurs and adding letters after wordsss. Or just saying "Rawrrr" for fun.
Scene Kid (girl) : I hope I can be just like Audrey! *hairsprays*
Later on,
Rad Raechel: Your hair looks sooo stellar! We are so scene!
Danielle Dieing: NO. Follow the code.
person 1: remember scene kids?
person 2: yeah, they peaked in like 2007
Or known as a "scenester". Somebody who has straight hair covering the backs of the head with a fringe (the "emo haircut") only crazier and sometimes dyed neon colors, lots of neon and bright colored clothing, neon skinny jeans, gauges, piercings, fruity-designed shirts, hoodies, sunglasses, tattoos (applies to boys) and stuff who also might have a very up-to-date teenage-friendly attitude, no rules in spelling or grammar and often likes stuff like Invader Zim and Hello Kitty as well as electropop/crunkcore/techno music. When it comes to scenesters, the girls are very likely to wear makeup and mascara with crazy and dyed bright hair, while the boys tend to wear tattoos or baseball caps. Scene isn't to be confused with emo. Emo is just a genre of music which is played by bands such Thursday, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cap'n Jazz, Such Gold, Dashboard Confessional, Braid, etc. While scene isn't really a genre of music, the music associated with the scene fad is usually autotuned dance-pop/crunkcore/techno music that most likely has a lot of criticism. Stuff in music associated with the scene style includes BrokeNCYDE, Blood on the Dance Floor, Millionaires, I Set My Friends on Fire, 3OH!3, Dot Dot Curve, etc.
Scene kid: Scene is fuking awsom!!!!!
"Emo" kid/emo music fan: Scene is a ripoff of emo.
Rocker: Scene music isn't even rock, it's dance/pop.
Parents: My children are probably going through a phase.
To be a scene kid, you MUST:
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
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