Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse

Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

Green Blue Same Time

The Best song ever made, made by the amazing band Indigo Blu

Idiot (Clearly Colour blind): what you listening to ?
Gigachad: Green Blue Same Time
Idiot: Red Brown Same Time I don't know I'm colour blind.

Simp time

When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor

I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time