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Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.
You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...
I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
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butt crack poop crusties or hairy backwards lana area.
"Dang man, i didn't wipe my butt good enough. Now i have butt crack plaque!"
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When your butt looks like a soccer mom's.
Damn Sarah you have a total soccer mom butt
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Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.
"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."
Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.
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A type of lesbian who believes it does not count as a heterosexual act to eat the bumhole of a person of male gender, but who otherwise would not engage in sexual activity with men. As they prefer to eat sniz.
"did you hear that lesbian natasha ate out bens asshole? What a butt-eating dyke"
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the sexual realaions between a cowboy and his butt.
dude, I know you are my friend, but i'm craving some cowboy butt sex.
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When a man or woman feels the need to have the most glorious butt-hole ever and have the brow history of the booty removed they may/may not choose to vistt a local bleachorioum of analology in order for it to be prime time pink and clear type penetration.
"Oh girl, I got me another date wit dis playa and I knows its gonna get nasty. Guess what time it is? Butt-hole bleach!"
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