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Known as “Mr 9” for his MASSIVE 9 INCH HORSE COCK. Will take ur girl in a moments notice but will keep her entertained for 15 mins tops.
“Watch out bro, your girl is talking to Jack B. You might as well break up with her now”
What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.
Man 1: Four jacks.
Man 2: Fucking damn it.
AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, THE MANS A SICK CUNt(and owns axolotl)
Jack helsby is hot
A lumber jack riding along on roller blades chopping down trees with an axe
Dude, we went roller jacking last night and got paid mad stacks for the lumber.
This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
best couple ever. sym you wish your relationship was like ours
wow are jack n liv still together? they’re the dream couple