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An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.
My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.
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Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad
"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"
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If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.
I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
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Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.
"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"
Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
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When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"
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