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1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
Scratching someone else's butthole.
Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.
When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.
Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.
When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.
Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?
What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..
A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!
Climbing term; simalar to brown eagle. Where a climber on the rock face takes a poo whilst in a harness on belay.
Joel took a huge brown kestrel whilst climbing a 3 star classic face, leaving a brown streak down the wall and hitting his belayer. The stench was unbearable.