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To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.
*A young couple in bed together*
Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.
The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.
a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th
When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out
Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.
When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.
1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.
2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!
a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)
Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?
Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper