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A holiday on April 24th.
MAN 1: Hey dude did you know its National Watermelon Day?
MAN 2: Ew!
National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!
national fingering video day August 3rd
August 5th is national bad bitch day. Send some tits/ass or a dick pic/video to a bad bitch and let em know it's their day!
Person 1 : You a bad bitch! Here ya go!
SEND IT!! It's National Bad Bitch Day!
8/5/2019
on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.
hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day
April 25th is national drama day lol just make fun of people u hate
"WOO NATIONAL DRAMA DAY TIME TO GO BULLY LEVI, MUFFIN AND PRO"
AUGUST 3RD
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.