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When you are enjoying a cocktail after a long day of invading other people’s homes and exhibiting violent behavior towards them like if it were totally normal.
Joe: Yo, do you think I was acting weird last night when we entered that neighbor’s home, crashed into his party and insulted his guests?
Pete: No, not at all. That was us just “Chillin like Magellan”
the opposite of snug as a bug in a rug.
i went to the mall, grocery store, salon, and doctor today. i was totally out and about like a trout.
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random words be like
No. The 'care' you purport to exhibit does not extend to me or people LIKE me. The reality is you only 'care' because to you it translates to being a 'good people.' You're not 'good people.' You are 'WORSE THAN AN INCEL people' THAT is what you are.
Hym "People like THIS 👆 have deluded themselves into believing the shitting out a kid makes you better than people like THIS 👉(Hym). THOSE people.... Are absolute garage. That is all."
when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes
guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women
A black female who dates black Jewish pimps and is a school nurse
I’m Chiquita like the banana what’s yo name