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The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.
He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time
The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?
Him: With or without viagra?
every time, each happening of cwazys
You so cwazy all da time!
It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.
The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?
*Silence*.......
IT IS TIME!!!!
“It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny
John: Im bored, its that time of the month.
Mary: what does that mean
John: “It’s that time of the month’ whoever said it to you is hinting at that they are horny
The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.