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a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.
me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.
a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do
bro 1: hey sex penis
bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh
A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.
Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.
When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.
Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!
when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
Another way of agreeing with someone/something. Created by famous Discord server owner Nemesis.
Nigga 1: Bro I fucking hate republicans.
Nigga 2: penis fr