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(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
Pedophile, person who likes younger kids.
Bill Cosby is a Tanner Jack.
When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.
While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."
The action of jerking off on acid
"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"
Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"
"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
The up and down movement of a hand on your penis
1. Dude I was jacking all night long
2.yeah I know I had to clean your sheet's
NY slang for claiming somethings yours or somethings true
"that girl mine forever, I'm jacking her till I die"
"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"