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Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*
Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*
Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
When you need to poop and your poop starts coming out
Damn hurry home I gotta peeking brown
When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch
Gave my girl a brown bag sack lunch
The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.
As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.