Drinking, smoking weed, popping thizz, or otherwise getting fucked up and tripping for several hours to several days and losing all sense of time.
Dude I came down off that acid, it was like I was time hunting all night.
A person who can only focus on one task at a time.
“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”
The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
1. To declare the event of the group-consumption of pizza
2. To declare danger and the need to escape from somewhere due to a pizza related threat
A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds
hence the name "The Two Time"
"so you gave her The Two Time"