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you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her vagina hitting and puncturing her butthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a butter churn, and churn the butter. now spit shit and piss in the super hole after churning her like butter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt butter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo butt fuck!
Drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo butt fucke d susan last night....
Blaine: Dude... how was it
Drew: dudee..... the best
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crazy butt love is the sexual act that two men preform on eachother, ~fucking in the anus~
joey and nick had crazy butt love :-P
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The ability to shake your ass like Beyonce. Similar to having a "Beyonce-butt"
Oh wow!! Penelope has some serious butt-swag going on! Claire and Eden will be jealous!
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When someone (typically a girl) has fat implants on or in their booty to make it appear larger.
Jay: " Hell no! I'm not doin' Latisha!"\
Kyle: " Why not? Just because she a butt candy?"
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During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.
Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
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