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something you don't have because you did something stupid at school
Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.
Friends are very important, and you really need them for times when you feeling down or upset. Friends are important because being alone is not going to help you through your problems. If you want true friends make sure they don't divide you from the group, add negativity to your personal problems or subtract you away from them.
Have a true friend that will make you infinity times happier than you always are.
Girl 1: i can be your friend but you got to buy me some candy or food girl.
Girl 2: we can be friends but you cant be up in my business
Girl 3: we can friends and sleepover and talk about the sad problems and get over out ex boyfriends!
You: i would love a friend like you girl period.
“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”
Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.
Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!
A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.
Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.