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Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!
Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."
A dino kid is a kid who keeps their dinosaur phase into adulthood. So, even if their 30, they would probably have dinosaur themed rooms. Even a dinosaur themed toilet. They might do that, turn it into a career, or both.
Timmy: Mama, why is there a park made of dinosaurs called Jurassic Park?
Timmy’s mom: Because the creator, Dr. John Hammond, is a dino kid.
Timmy: Mama I think you’ve been on urban dictionary too much again.
You dat nigga that don't care about what anybody say all you care bout is how you drip and getting money .
I heard Otto is the space kid.
When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid
"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"
A bunk-bed kid is a kid who grew up sleeping in a bunk bed to themselves and had nobody to share it with.
Ethan looks like a bunk-bed kid.
The Hentai Kid
Is someone who not only watches hentai or reads hentai but often will send or sell hentai
SOMETIMES they will hang out with the "Anime Kids" just to perv over their husbandos/waifus
Just don't talk to hentai kids in public like in class/work/ect.. in order to be in "contact" with a hentai kid is to BE a Hentai Kid's Friend
(Oh and btw sometimes they might get away with taking your gir/man cause the time with them is better)
Person A: hey, you see that kid with the weird stickers on his computer?
Person B: oh yeah ik them. They are one of the "hentai kids" sometimes they'll hangout out with the "anime kids"
Person A: oh.. how do we talk to them?
Person B: .....how hot is your girl/man?
Person A: Nvm.