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Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
Not an inside joke
Monkey face
derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul
Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.
Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.
"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."
Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!
i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.
i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.
He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.
Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment
Doing it all for the pussy.
I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah