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God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024


What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019


Drayton Time

Take a normal time that people will agree on to meet and multiply it by 5. Then you might be scratching the surface of Drayton Time.

Damn that man is 3 hours late. He must be on Drayton time.

by thatcaulkbender February 8, 2022


Time-Segment

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."

by Flyaway030303 June 9, 2015


Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023


Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.

Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"

by Auriohn September 15, 2021


Popcorn time

Enjoying the sight

Look at all the chaos those guys are causing
It's popcorn time

by veNevvv January 16, 2022