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Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her
Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…
"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.
Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."
A expression frequently used for students that have to, unfortunately, take class with this personification of its own ego called JC.
- caralho tu viu oq o jc fez??? pau no cu do jota ce
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
Wearing shorts in any weather if it’s minus 5 outside
Look at that idiot doing a Danny in the snow
A phrase made famous by Jonas and Matthew.
Used to express sheer whelmedness.
“Did you eat my Nips?!, What the Darn-Do-Dang!”
Putting on for Facebook. Doing to much for likes and shares. When you are a nobody outside of the social media platforms.
Why mike on Facebook flexing like he got money? That ain’t even his car! He need to stop doing it for the book