Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.

"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)

doing a davis

Giving over-the-top and exagerrated commentary to real-life situations, in the same way a tv producer on a badly-rating morning show would do.

Man, that guy is doing a Davis...

Yea, - that guy is totally doing a Davis, big-time!

things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

Did you do the shoe?

A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.

Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night

Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

Doing a Duggan on it

Going out with a someone of the female species, despite being gay,

Aka doing a dugmeister on it

Yeah he’s doing a Duggan on it

She’s only his Duggan job