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Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties
I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
Mia, Sarah and Laura are all sick cheeses ;)
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When a foreskin is so full of smegma you can push it off in the shape of a doughnut.
His dick was so dirty he made a cheese doughnut.
Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
When your playing some team fooseball and one guy just absolutely let’s everything in when he’s on defense.
Damn, Eddy got that Swiss cheese defense. He’s letting everybody score!
Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.
Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!