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Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016


I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022


Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 23, 2020


Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

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Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.

North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids

by Central Kids September 9, 2019


Thornwood KIDS

Located in in westchester county and is the home of the westlake wildcats. The kids here think they live the best life ever. Known for the good looking, wealthy people. These kids that think they are hot shit and lap around town all day and night in either drive jeeps or mercedes . When they get bored they sit at “rosehill” in lawn chairs ALL NIGHT until the cops tell them to leave, or sit in Mcdonalds until it closes at 11. All these kids want to do is drive around, get drunk, go to king king vape and go to rockys. Their daily lives consist of juuling until their lungs cant handle it anymore and getting alcohol from CITGO at 4 corners. The same 1 JBL speaker is brought to every party, which either takes place in someones basement or in a treehouse. When they are too drunk to even talk at 3 am they decide to fo to rockys deli in millwood. The next day When their hangovers kick in they go to rosehill deli or tazza in armonk. And this has been repeating for as long as anyone remembers.

All you thornwood kids do is drink and party anywhere you get the chance to”

“And drive around, but pretty much”

by Thornwoodgang22 October 4, 2019


Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021