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A term coined by the renowned linguistic technician Priest Pope Meaning the shame associated with being Modern or having post modern views or advanced intellectual capacity
‘Urban shame’ is one of society’s biggest dilemmas
Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.
Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.
Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
Being able to do something urban eg running for a bus
person #1: Damn I couldn't run fast enough for the bus
Person #2: You need some urban fitness
A person who spends a lot of time trying to perfectly define a word/term on Urban Dictionary, spendings minutes upon hours trying to make their definition extremely long, and at the end of the day it sucks.
I'm an Urban Dictionary Tryhard
To be creepy towards someone older, and to constantly suck up to higher authority.
Did you see what Anthony did? It was such an Urban Moment
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When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)