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When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.
Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
"Yo, gimme a doughnut, I gotta dough-nut."
For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear
Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
Any kind of nuts that are Hindi. Literally.
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
Ballnut a person that likes to suck balls
That person likes to suck ball nuts
My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.
When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....
Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....