Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.

Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker

franky red hot

when a room stinks so much its spicy.

guy 1: damn that Mason boy has a real spicy stench in his room.

guy2: yeah he's franky red hot, cause he puts that shit on everything.

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red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!

I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.

Double Red

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.

Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

hangover red

A color of skin which is only achieved through an underestimation (or over-consumption) of the sun's UV rays resulting in deeply burnt skin. Touching this colored skin will result in a warm sensation felt by the one touching the skin and a very unpleasant, painful sensation by the one owning the skin.

In the movie "The Hangover", this is the skin color that Doug had when his buddies found him on the roof of the Caeser's Palace.

After those longs hours spent in the California sun, my skin is less of a "tan" color and more of a "hangover red". *sad face*

Red Ring of Death

A common term used in the freak out and xbox 360 community, general hardware failure (much more commonly known as the infamous red ring of death) is when an xbox 360 shows 3 quarters of the circle red. If this happens, the xbox 360 is basically toasted.
Not to be confused with the friendlier hardware failure, who only makes 1 quarter red and doesn't toast your xbox 360.
Name is based of the infamous BSoD (blue screen of death), who can be fixed much easier than the red ring of death.

Epic Gamer: 1, 2... 3 GOD DAMN MY XBOX JUST DIED, MICROSOFT PULLED A THANOS ON ME
Clippy: It seems your xbox got the red ring of death. Would yo-
Epic Gamer: SHUT UP, T SERIES FAN