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white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red white and royal blue

An emimies to lovers fan fiction about Harry styles who is the prince of England and Louis Tomlinson who is the presidents son.

Alex from Red white and royal blue is exactly like Louis Tomlinson

by Dontworkhereanymore May 12, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 7, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sticky white love piss

Semen, spunk, man milk, tonsil oil,

I'm going to cover your tits in sticky white love piss

by Snafu May 22, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


White chicks and gang signs

1: The amazing likelihood that white girls, ESPECIALLY the suburbanized Daddy's girl type, will throw up a gang related, or at least otherwise symbolic, sign during a photo op. The two most common are the peace sign and the West side fingers. Even the difficult, two-handed "Bloods" sign has also been spotted in examples before as well. This occurs most often when the aforementioned white girls happen to be drunk, stoned, or somehow intoxicated.
2: One of the funniest videos on Youtube. Specifically illustrates the principle explained above.

1: "Oh, how surprising, another photo of your cracker-ass girlfriend and her 'homegirls' with a random inebriated 'white chicks and gang signs' pose. Do you really think ANY of those fuckheads are REALLY claiming Blood? We should keep them away from the hydro and drink when they've got a camera around."
2: "Dude, have you seen 'White Chicks and Gang Signs' on Youtube yet? It's all about your whitebread-ass girlfriend and those other dumb bitches she hangs out with!"

by KevinH112 August 18, 2009

44๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


orange as a white girls knuckles

when thots use the fake tan and it gets all in their knuckles. synonymous with 16-20 year old instagram thots from the UK

yo shit dawg that hair is orange as a white girls knuckles

by the nigmaster general September 30, 2020


hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 8, 2007