Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

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choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

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whoo wheel choke

while your driving down the street, snort 2 grams of bath salts, then your proceed to slap yo main hoe in the mouth for talking to much jive!

This Is How You "whoo wheel choke":

*Driving Down The Street*

Hoe: "Aye Nigga, Why You Snorting Bath Salt?"

*Snorts Bath Salt*

Nigga: "WHAT YOU SAYING BITCH?" *Slaps Hoe*

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choking on the sweet air of freedom

smoking weed or being stoned

"damn hippies choking on the sweet air of freedom"

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choke her with a sea view

"Cocaine,side boob,choke her with a sea view"
The most concerning lyrics off of Harry Styles' new album 'Harry's House' from the track 'keep driving'

I sing as my mom walks in my room and asks " Choke her with a sea view?" *i think she might ban me from listening to harry* "are you listening to gay music,are you gay?"And I simply say "no mom it's curly mchazzaman" *ignoring the gay part*and she leaves but still doesn't know the truth 😔😔*I'm bi*

choke tha fuck outta

to grab someone or to be the dominate in a fight

you best back up before i choke tha fuck outta ya.

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Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

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