home run

1) you're up to the fucking stage in ur relationship.
2)where u smoke a cone, hold ur breathe, then skull a shot, then skull a beer than breathe out.

1)its only a week and sally and me have already done a home run
2)man u should've seen nathan, he just did a home run. what a fucken legend.

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home depot

1.) Rosie O'Donnell's home. Each Home Depot comes with its own Rosie clone.
2.) The most lesbionic thing in the world.

1.) Rosie O'Donnell lives at Home Depot.

2.) Chastity Bono is so lesbionic, she's Home Depot.

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home run

when one has a bowel movement and proceeds to wipe and there is no fecal matter on the toilet paper, thus finishing the activity with one wipe similar to a home run in baseball, scoring with one swing of the bat, similar to a ghost wipe.

I just dropped a fat deuce and it was a home run!

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Home bitch

That girl who was your friend, or "frenemy" that's gone straight up bitch

Or a girl who overstepped a boundary verbally or physically.

How are you and Amy?
I ain't talking to "home bitch".

Whoa whoa whoa "home bitch" better take a step back.

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the Home Depot

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass...then lick your index finger and run your finger down her ass crack to smooth it out.

I gave my woman the Home Depot right after we got home from Lowe's.

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Phone home

A ridiculous phrase Lil wayne screams in his new Cd Tha Carter III.

Phone home!
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home!

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Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.

Yet again, I've been home depoted.

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