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Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010

65πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


22/7

Most of the time, but not all the time.

Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.

by rambler October 3, 2005

28πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


7/11

Christian music that repeats the same 7 words 11 times.

This song is a 7/11 song.

holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
God God God God God God God God God God God
almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
you you you you you you you you you
forever....
amen....

by owl1958 October 27, 2007

105πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


December 7

Day that all roblox players can wear what ever they want and not get judged bc it’s December 7th

Person 2:”ew I hate that oultfit.”

Person 1:”it’s December 7th”
Person 2:”oh shi-β€œ

by Emily heart December 6, 2020

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


6 of 7

An asshole.

Based on the principle that 1 of 7 people you meet are cool, while the remainder are assholes.

Ash: Look at this guy in the express lane. He has 20 items and that sign clearly says, '12 Items or Less.'

Chris: Yeah, he's 6 of 7.

by kebz September 6, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


January 7

January 7 is lego Star Wars Day On Tiki's Tok We raid every famous persons til Tok account

Shrek: What is todays Date?
Mike Wazowski: It's January 7
Shrek: Yay! It is lego Star Wars Day

by legostarwarspfp January 3, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


7:38

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

β€œHey man! When should I come to the party?”
β€œ7:38”
β€œReally?”
β€œBro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

by FebreezeBoi August 3, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž