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A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.
The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)
Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.
Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless
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Most of the time, but not all the time.
Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.
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Christian music that repeats the same 7 words 11 times.
This song is a 7/11 song.
holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
God God God God God God God God God God God
almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
you you you you you you you you you
forever....
amen....
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Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.
Damn that girl is so hot! I'ld rate her a dynamo 7!
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Where little shits try to act funny, think they are cool because they mess around in front of older years. Showoff in front of girls. They think it's cool to get detentions even though they sound like squeakers. They play Apex Legends and Fortnite. If you don't spend money on the game, they bully you. If you have a girlfriend in Year 7 then that's just really gay.
"Look at me, I'm so fast" Sam
"Let's see then" Hannah.
Proceeds to runs for 5 minutes, comes back.
"Very fast innit" Sam.
"Heheeh, you want to go out but how much skins you got on fortnite" Hannah.
"3" Sam
"Fuck off you scummy bastard" Hannah.
"What a loser that Year 7 is" Year 9
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people who are born on this feburary 7are ones that you should cherish and love for the rest of ur days. even at your lowest they’ll stay beside you, hold your hand, and give you their absolute support. not everyday will u meet someone like them, and when u do, talk to them as much as possible, like every minute of every day possible. they are absolute keepers and u should never let them go even if you yourself feel overwhelmed by everythiny
“when were you born”
“february 7”
“:0 sex me pls”
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people who are born on this date are super super awesome cool and extremely poggers. they're the greatest thing ever and want to be there for you no matter what you're feeling, sad or happy, mad or scared. even if they are going through a lot themselves, they will always make time for you because they love you that much, and want you to be the best person you can be. they'll probably make fun of u a lot tho
"hi... when's ur birthday..."
"February 7"
"woaeh.,.,?!?!? fienger touche.."
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