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a dislike of a certain situation
oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off.
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The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.
Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;
A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.
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using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate
matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.
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A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1
"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"
"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"
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That time you have an unexpected "ass-piss" style poop and it smells like a tidal marsh during low-tide in August.
My interview was made rather uncomfortable thanks to an unscheduled poo swamp resulting from last nights Cambodian-food excursion.
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Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.
Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"
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